In this time of my life I am more outgoing. I cherish all the moments. I endure all the pain. I appreciate all the recognitions. I take all the risk and challenges. I live until the last minute. I don’t care. I want to be myself
I make sure that I handle all the atrocities in a manly manner. If I cannot, then I ask for a small help from my peer, so minimal as much as possible, just because I don’t want anyone to bear my own burden. If no one helps me, then it’s alright, for no one is compelled to defend my worth. I love my self, but not to the point of escaping life’s worst misadventures.
I want to help others. The best way to enjoy life is to share it with a company. I am happy when I see fulfillment in my own eyes; for that fulfillment happens when I see people who are satisfied. Helping others is very fulfilling. Much more eternal if I do it voluntarily.
This is how I live my life.
it's DAW time!
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4:48 AM on Thursday, November 08, 2007 |
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DAW, our very own spoofpaper will be released next week....
A LAB STORY
Sarah
Walang tigil ang kanyang paghalik sa aking mga kalamnan, sikmura at tiyan. Tuloy tuloy ang aking paglamas sa kanyang kasu – kasuan. Marahil ay nasarapan sya, dahil ramdam ko ang kanyang mga ungol….para bang werewolf. Sa kanyang mala – porselanang kutis at mala softdrink na katawan (yung coke in can), di hamak, lahat ng mga kalalakihan, mae-elyahan.
Si Sarah (itago na lang natin ang tunay na pangalan) ay malimit na mag solo sa kanyang kwarto. Madalas, naiiwan syang mag-isa sa dorm. Minsan, marami syang bisita. One after another… Day to day, every night, walang humpay the ‘till the Sun is still bright. Walang pagod na naglilingkod, mapaligaya lang ang sariling katawan….
Ang di alam ng marami, she is a he. May bakat! Waha. Kaso lang, type sya ni Manoling, sabi nga nya, mas gusto niya si Sarah kesa kay Aika. Syempre, mas matambok, mas masarap. Oo, maraming testigo… Wag nang tumaggi, alam na ng marami.
Kaso, walang nakaka - alam sa kanyang tunay na katauhan. Ang laki naman kasi ng nasa harapan, di naman tunay. Sabi nila, punong puno daw si Sarah ng humps, may humps, may humps. Her lovely lady humps. His ever fakey humps pala, check it out!
Damn it! This is it! One moment in time, I caught her getting naked, slowly pulling off her shirt, nice short micro mini nano shirt… I saw her legs, her porky legs. Suddenly it got hard, so hard, very hard (the legs). I saw her taking her shirt off. I saw her fascinatingly huge body. Huge…
Her nice fake breast makes me feel…. Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh…. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………. Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! Haha. Nadistorbo lang ako kasi dumating si Jeff… What’s happening daw… sabi ko naman. Tignan nya na lang.
Iniwan ko si Manoling na mag – isa. It’s his chance to eat (ew) the body he wanted to eat for a long time (sabi ko nga kanina, porky nga kasi). Nakita sya ni Sarah. Naku patay! Si Manoling, biglang takbo habang naninigas pa ang kanyang, legs. Hubad kung hubad si Sarah at hinabol sya sa kalsada, may dalang itak, at umaalog alog pa ang.. legs. Animo’y siga ng baranggay na walang humpay sa kasisigaw! Anak ng pekwa humanda ka sakin!!! Di mo man lang ako ginalaw.. Come back here and rape me! Oooohhhhh!!!!!! (Ew)
Chapter two… next time na, pag maraming nag request.. Haha
The Poem of my Life
Posted By Carlo at
10:35 AM on Sunday, November 04, 2007 |
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Risky if words are played By the mystery of thoughts when misbehaved Deep insights During dark nights It was all wonderful Even if no sleep strikes
The weather, gloomy Emotion, panicky Nevertheless A light that is small Nearly conquers it all
As I write The poem of my life From morning Day that I’m born And night Till the wake of my dawn
I don’t need a cup of coffee to stay up whole night. In fact, what I need is a tranquilizer, a pill, some sort of tablet just to sleep and dream.
INSOMNIA, sleep debt or sleeplessness makes 10 to 20 percent of people from the United States suffer every night; the same percentage applies to the people in Europe and apparently 10 percent more to Asians. Worldwide, the danger of not sleeping is experienced by approximately 30 to 50 percent of the world’s population. In fact, no other man has escaped being stricken by this sleep disorder; we all have experienced it once in our lives.
Fortunately, my insomnia was only short-term. For others, the disease might last for years. Chronic Insomnia, a form of sleeplessness which stays for years, is perilous if not given proper medication. It can cause serious mental health problems. If the short-term insomnia I had wasn’t cured, it may develop into Chronic Insomnia.
But what is the dreaded disease anyway? Insomnia is one form of sleep disorder that includes the difficulty of falling and/or staying asleep. When you wake up feeling like you barely slept at all, you might also have insomnia.
Yes I had it, and it dreads me literally. It kills my day life and it makes me feel tired all the time. It’s painful on exams and weekends too!
I don’t know, but for those who are still reading this article even if it’s already 4 a.m., I just want you to know that you are not alone. If you think this disorder is nothing serious, then I bet you’re wrong. Go get some medication because there’s nothing more annoying that than lying in bed awake night after night.
IN YOUR FACE!
The world where I can be myself, where democracy can best be expressed, and where freedom is almost limitless. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my world.
Life - may give you struggles, might make you afflicted, may cause pain and might even push you to your worst limit.
In politics, life is a complete confusion, ambiguous explanation, messy chaos and undeniable fixation. How can you fix Life in politics? If Life could be fixed, then it would not be anymore politics.
For a Layman, Life really sucks big time. Life means kicking someone else's ass and licking someone's butt to ascend upward. But what is Life is there is no adventure? What is life without challenges and what is life, therefore, when there is no more asses to kick?
You can quote me on that, it's all mine. My point is, you will not know what LIFE means if you will not experience the Best of it all, and the WORST of it all. Life is no circle; it's a straight line, God made curves and points to make you realize that life is too plain for you just to follow. You have to stop. JUst because life is too important to take it seriously...
ALL ABOUT ME
My name is CARLO ANDREW S. AYSON
I am living Somewhere
My phone number is 411-75-45. You can also text/call me by my mobile phone 0910-648-0852
My favorite color is BLACK, but I also like WHITE and RED
I am very fascinated of watching GIRLS NEXT DOOR. ELISHA CUTHBERT is the BOMB!
I don't have any favorite food. I love just about everything
Scholastic Records : No, I'm not studious. But fortunately I have a gifted mind and because of that I am ALWAYS on the top of my class
Favorite Pastime : Sleeping
UE: UNDERDOG
Amazing is it that the University of the East is now considered one of the best schools in the country. It may not be leveled same as the famous Universities that we have, still the East is considered top in its own rank.
I consider my alma mater to be one of the underdogs. UE may not be the most sought after school in the land right now, but during its prime, the University was the school with the most students all over Asia, having at most 80,000 students. Who can beat that by now?
Lualhati may not have a huge impact when being told or talked about, but our force is surfacing and is indeed creating a huge mark on board and licensure exams. This is a proven fact, for UE is now considered as the best dentistry school in the country. Ask foreign students and let them concur to my sentiment.
Before, Accountancy means UE. Isn’t it that PCCBA (Philippines College of Business Administration, before it named UE), according to some jokers, means Pa-Compute-Compute-Balanse-Agad? UE unmovingly tries to live to its mark up until now.
Famous celebrities and politicians once stepped to our universities and now proved a new spot in the showbiz and politics world. Look where Michael V, Joey De Leon and PBB winner Nene Tamayo are right now- in pure limelight. I’m not that sure if I’m going to count in Virgilio Garciliano and Jovito Palparan the recipients as well to my “I’m proud of UE because they came here” citation. But the Honorable mayor Alfredo Lim will surely count in.
Not only in academics had UE excelled, but also in extra curriculums, primarily in sports. Two decades ago, Red Warriors was the king of UAAP almost every year. Not only in basketball you can see that red painted which signals victory, but in other events as well.
If why can’t it be on the same ground as the most famous Universities that we have right now, former president Diosdado Macapagal already had given an answer during one of his speech, where he called our school “the school for the masses”.
A slap on the face to everyone who will say they are not proud of Lualhati. Its history, its student’s achievement and non-curricular feats will long enough be a proof of why the University of the East can be considered the “Best School” in the whole nation.
